Claims to dream of balance. Sleep is for the uninspired.
Wrapped
Free tool, no signup
Your year on LinkedIn, as you've never seen it
LinkedIn Wrapped is a free satirical year in review for your LinkedIn profile. It reads your public footprint and returns five shareable cards: an archetype, a statistic you would rather not see, a quote of your own, your recent searches, and the film of your career year. Thirty seconds, no signup.
No card. No spam. Mild psychological damage.
What you get
Five cards, all a bit too accurate
Wrapped reads your public LinkedIn footprint and turns it into a small, shareable set of cards. Designed to make you laugh, then think.
- 01
Archetype
Your LinkedIn personality, distilled into one slightly-too-accurate label.
- 02
The stat
A number you wish was not real. How long since you last posted, for instance.
- 03
The quote
Something you have actually said, served back to you with a straight face.
- 04
Recent searches
A search history that exposes who you really are at 2am.
- 05
Your movie
The film of your career year. Usually horror. Occasionally rom-com.
A few tasters
The archetypes are unkind, on purpose
Around two hundred possible labels. Wrapped picks the one that fits.
The Sleepless CEO
Claims to dream of balance. Sleep is for the uninspired.
The Always Awake
Too many keystrokes. Too few zzzs. A career as a horror film.
The Recent Searches
Your search history says everything your LinkedIn does not.
The honest bit
It is funny because it is true.
The Wrapped is satire. The silence is not. If you have gone weeks or years without posting, it is not because you cannot write. It is that deciding what to say takes longer than the writing, and by the time you have thought of an angle, drafted it, second-guessed it and reformatted it, the hour has gone and the post has not.
WordPush does the deciding. Ideas from your industry waiting every morning, drafted in your voice, published on your schedule. Next year's Wrapped reads differently.
The fix
You never start from a blank page
Every morning WordPush reads your industry's news, your named competitors and what is climbing on LinkedIn, scores it against topics you control, and leaves a shortlist waiting. You pick one and talk. It writes in your voice.
- Ideas scored to your brand, not generic trending noise
- Carousels, images and quote cards from the same chat
- Scheduled and published through the official LinkedIn API
Questions
LinkedIn Wrapped, answered
Is LinkedIn Wrapped really free?
Yes. No signup, no card and no email. It is a free tool made by WordPush, mostly for the joke.
How long does it take?
About thirty seconds. You get five cards you can save and share, and it works from your public LinkedIn footprint.
How unkind is it?
Fairly. There are around two hundred possible archetypes and Wrapped picks the one that fits, which is the part that stings. It is satire, so nothing it says is a judgement on your actual career.
What is WordPush?
The LinkedIn content tool that built this. It finds what you should post about in your industry, writes it in your voice in a chat you talk to, and publishes on your schedule. One plan at $99 a month with a 7-day free trial and no card.
Take the Wrapped. Then sort out next year.
Get your archetype in 30 seconds. If it stings, which it will, the fix is free for 7 days.
No card needed. Cancel any time.